Throughout my travels I've had time to sit back and evaluate my life and debate a number of issues that I consider essential to finding one's true self. The following quandaries were posed amongst friends (foreign and domestic) in a sincere effort to determine what is truly important in life. The results have been suppressed so as to not sway the opinion of the reader:

Would you rather...

Take a submarine ride around the world with the FSU cheerleading team...
or a solo taradactyl ride around the world ?

Have 36 parrots…
Or 16 cats?

Have four toes removed…
Or have a rainbow tattoo around your neck?

Be 11 feet tall…
Or 31 feet tall?

Get free pizza for life…
Or have a pet ghost?